Look at this picture of the sea…

… It’s where we’re all headed.

We don’t have any news yet. Well we do. But if you people read it, it might break your minds. It broke ours.

So we’re consulting with the denizens of the impossible abyss (our PR people) on how best to present this bit of the website. In the meantime we encourage you to consider the sea. Isn’t it lovely. Isn’t it pretty. Funny how it’s full of things below the surface, which will rend you limb from limb and consume your flesh; and how the deeper you go into the unknown, the greater the pressure becomes, until you are little more than a sort of biological paste, sinking forever into the black.

This is why dolphins always look so sad beneath their smiles. They know. They’ve all read Sartre.

ACTUAL NEWS SECTION COMING, JUNE.